CONCERT NOTE: To those of you not in the know about the
"Alex rant" you should be aware that for
each night on this concert tour Alex brings the show
to a halt during La Villa Strangiato and proceeds to
rant about off the wall subjects including Meat
Bees, Turkey Sandwiches and Whistling. It's never
the same rant twice. As a rule the rants appear completely
unrehearsed which adds to the element of surprise each time
around. Lot's of fun for the band I'm sure!
Oh boy... Here goes nothing... Please keep in mind I was
writing this at about a million miles a minute that night
so if I got a few syllables wrong don't sue me eh? Thanks...
Playing his guitar Alex begins to whistle -
while whistling he opens with: "Come-on everybody!
Whistle!"
Following his lead the crowd begins to whistle in earnest.
"Good whistling! Okay! Alright now... Let's see
what we can do while everybody's whistling... I have a story
to terrify you... Instead of a story about Meat Bees... this
is a story about the Zoo!"
"I got the Zoo-zoo-zoo blues... Ohhh... and no
meat for the lions!"
"One of these days I'm going to run away!"
"...And one day when the Zoo keeper wasn't looking
all the animals ran away. He wasn't prepared for the blues."
"The moral of the story is - never turn your back
on an animal that likes the blues..."
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